- 1 china tea set inc. sugar bowl and milk jug from charity shop around the corner,
- 1 crappy put it together yourself with allen key cupboard thing from Argos
- 2 glasses of Schloer fizzy faux grape wine straight from the cupboard. It really was cold enough to drink.
- My husband watching darts on prime time telly
I think the only recourse is to send the husband off to the pub for a game of darts and invite some girlfriends over for high tea so I can put my china to good use. Oh goodie, cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut orf.