Turning Britainese I think I'm turning Britainese I really think so.....

Recently purchased:

• 1 china tea set inc. sugar bowl and milk jug from charity shop around the corner,
• 1 crappy put it together yourself with allen key cupboard thing from Argos

Recently drank:

• 2 glasses of Schloer fizzy faux grape wine straight from the cupboard. It really was cold enough to drink.
  

Recently caught:

• My husband watching darts on prime time telly

Yes, we are turning British. I have also been talking about the weather a lot. That's because it's been raining non stop since 1975....

I think the only recourse is to send the husband off to the pub for a game of darts and invite some girlfriends over for high tea so I can put my china to good use. Oh goodie, cucumber sandwiches with the crusts cut orf.